FOUR YEARS OF ANNOYING CHILDREN'S TOYS

Keep scrolling! A tall page, but the scrolling helps time the punchline.

I think the single most important thing I can say about this latest Christmas card is, it was not done for profit but for personal amusement and anyway I'm sure Sesame Street and Tomy and Tiger are all very nice corporations full of sensitive, understanding lawyers who wouldn't go out of their way to crush a tiny insignificant speck of dissent like myself...

Still if you like this download it now before they release the hounds...

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Like this'll stop you thieving cyber-weasels.